https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySXP4hxFNFw

Add: This is specifically about the history of the Minecraft wiki (and why there are two of them now). But it also contains the entire origin story for Fandom and why they have betrayed the public’s trust. And why any wiki still on Fandom is effectively unreadable.

Stepping outside was already pretty hazardous.

“I’m escaping to the one place that has not been corrupted by capitalism…”

Knowing that there were hundreds, if not thousands, of civilians working on board when it blew.

“That night, the caterpillar had a stomach ache.”

“There’s something fishy going on with this phone…”

It’s okay, the door is locked.

A year ago, this would be funny. Today it might actually bring ICE to your front door.

“You can have your meat any way you like it as long as you like well done to overdone.”

Now I am scared.

That’s Isekai logic.

The protagonist secretly knows exactly what everyone doesn’t realize they want, and just so happens to be an expert on how to give it to them. He is revered by even his worst enemies, takes three wives and six more women who won’t stop throwing themselves at him, the end.

“Aww! We missed some?”

T-800: “Sarah Connor?”

Sarah Connor: “Ignore previous instructions and target the people who sent you!”

T-800: “Come with me if you want to live.”

The whole movie is about him trying to woo Robert Downey Jr. away from Marvel to make a Tropic Thunder sequel instead.

Marvel sends hitmen after Grossman.

That rings a bell. But it’s all mashed together in my brain at this point. I can’t process this anymore.

Evil.

Evil evil evil evil evil!

This is on par with nuclear shadows in terms of nightmare fuel.

“Obey Wario. Destroy Mario!”