• Stardew Valley

• Halo

• POE II

• Starfox 64

• Super Mario World

• Skyrim

• Oblivion

• Disco Elysium

• Civilization VI

Someday, when technology and culture have moved on, the last few Lemmy Mods and Host Admins will meet:

“Bean nice knowin’ ya”

“There it is.”

Yeah, it sounds kinda NIMBYist. I’ve heard pro-affordable-housing and anti-high-density zoning before, too, pro-economy and anti-labor, pro-labor and anti-union, pro-firefighter and anti-tax. The list goes on. I’m sure there are plenty of views with nuance, but it seems conflicted to me.

Paula Deen has entered the chat.

I got you some stuff:

I can scarcely remember how it even started. One day I was making Tollhouse cookies from a tube of dough, and then somewhere down the line, I was eating beans straight from the tin, seated next to a campfire on a cattle drive. Learn from my mistakes. [Sad harmonica sounds].

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Leave it to crumbgrabber to perfect the cookie meme.

Thanks for bringing pragmatic baking advice to this shitpost about beans. This is one of the many things I love about Lemmy. I’m out here goofing around, and I accidentally bump into someone who helps me make better cookies. Never change.

You calm my nerves and you build up my brain

Too much beans is a phrase insane

Cook at my will and what a thrill

Goodness gracious, great bowls of beans

Not pictured here: even more beans.

One bean, two bean

Red bean, blue bean…

Beans…ah! [Contented sigh, although you can scream, “ah!” about beans and we won’t judge you.]

The more you eat

The more you start

Enjoying managing your fiber intake

Please don’t bring reason and understanding into this, I’m trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.

I would never have gotten that reference. It’s delightfully absurd and obscene, though.

I’m enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.