Must ecstatic at the moment, it’s absolutely torrential here

Solar incognita?

That’s the weight of 9 whole bald eagles

What the ever-living fuck? That’s the most unhinged conclusion

Wow, it really does work, and somehow works retroactively. That’s some seriously strong voodoo, I’ve hated phones since they migrated of the kitchen wall

They had me at “Potato”, that’s definitely the magic word to engage my attention -

“The Bullet Journal is like a potato.

It seems boring and bland and easily replaced by flashier starches like couscous and black forbidden rice, but the potato is special not for what it is but it what it can become. Tell couscous to turn into a French fry, and we’ll talk. Until then, the potato is king simply because it can be whatever you want it to be. “

Inspired by a true story? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, INSPIRED BY A TRUE STORY?!

Now that’s some nonsense, my mate’s kid still uses his, and he’s like 10

Yeah, that’s a low blow. Not a Walkman, not just a portable Cd player, a bloody mp3 cd with a remote on the headphones from 2002. Who are you calling old, eh? Kids these days have no respect

Because you could hardly walk, let alone run with one if you actually wanted to enjoy the music

Yeah, I can see the whole “bed not being the safe retreat from the horrors of the waking world” thing being traumatic, I reckon I’d probably just burn the whole lot and start again

Now jail the bastards

No mention of the bastard Horse Fly that chewed me up while I was strimming yesterday. I reckon the only ones I like less than the Horse Fly are the flea and the tick, and the last only because they’re disease-ridden little nightmares. That said, I’ve never been bitten by a bedbug or stung by a scorpion, so they may well be bastards too

Vaguely, I think a lot of my outlook on life came from reading Terry Pratchett and Ian M Banks amongst others

Well colour me shocked

Mint, thank you! It stops doing it for a while, then decided it needs to warn you every time god a while, and so on. It’ll be great not to have that!

iPhones will do this even when you’re connected to an external device. Like I’m using you as a source, I want high signal-to-noise ratio, not constant nannying nonsense

Yeah, extracting an estimated 64 Trillion(!!!) in wealth from the subcontinent probably had little effect, nothing to see here

The Gameboy camera incident is wonderful

And by the look of it, access to and collection of data that he should never have been able to obtain.